Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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