i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
