is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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