The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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