great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just invented taco cereal.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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