just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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