That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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