Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
How's work?
Spinning.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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