weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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