She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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