I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
