I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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