butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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