just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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