Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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