I wish i was in the wii world.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I got her a Nickelback box set.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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