Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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