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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
