YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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