U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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