He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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