Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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