What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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