piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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