So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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