so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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