Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
