I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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