Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You are the jesus of drinking
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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