i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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