But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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