Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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