Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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