How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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