just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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