Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
