It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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