She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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