The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
