If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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