pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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