Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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