Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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