First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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