i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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