Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
