Christians are straight up FREAKS
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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