It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
