I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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