what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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