4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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