The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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