so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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