some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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