I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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